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THE WILD BEASTS COMPENDIA
Each book contains over 50 pages of paintings, studio photos and more!
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GARRET BOOKS
I began my career in illustration, which grew into painting. But I have always had a hand in publishing. 50 years and 3000 paintings later, my focus is back on illustration plus writing, book design, and publishing.
Our son Garret loved books. He could read words before the age of two, and had a library of hundreds of books which I always loved reading to him. Thinking of him, I am producing books that he would have enjoyed, and I know you will too!

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Childrens Books
Principal Strictwhistle's List Of Terrible Children In Alphabetical Order
Clever readers of all ages will delight in the awful (and thankfully, impossible to copy) behavior of these dreadful little delinquents, presented with hilarious illustrations and poetic rhymes. Each page also highlights a fun, new vocabulary word.
Paperback, 26pp. size 6" x 9" $9.99    I WANT IT   
Mr. Bazugda And The Potato Chip Princess Featuring the Sparkle Kittens and The Crocodile
What happens when a princess who likes to make rules shares her castle with an elf who likes to break them? This book is ful of food, fun, and reader. There is also a very hungry crocodile who is waiting for two kittens to fall asleep so that he can have his dinner.
Paperback, 28pp. size 8" x 10" $12.99    TURN ME ON   

Books for Grown-Ups
ABSTRACT
"Behind every great painting, there stands a wall.
And in front of that wall there stands someone who has an opinion"

An exhibition of abstract paintings offers a peek into the thoughts and feelings of fourteen imaginary people ...and a dog. This is a short read, just for fun. But it also touches upon some important questions about the role of art in today's world. The mix of colorful paintings, cartoon drawings and hilarious 'personal confessions' found in this book are sure to be enjoyed by both artists and art lovers.
Paperback, 32pp. size 8" x 8" $17.00    SHOW ME   

Wholesome and Deranged SMAPT! Adventures
Wholesome and Deranged SMAPT! adventures is like no comic book you have ever seen!
Over 40 exciting pages of surreal storytelling, songs, and silliness in 6 full color stories illustrated in digital collage featuring ridiculous characters all from the warped imagination of artist Paul Volker.
Paperback, 43pp. size 8.5" x 11" $19.99    SMAPT ME NOW!   
Wholesome and Deranged SMAPT! Adventures #2 is my second volume of digital-collage comics. It's a lot weirder than the first one with Chilling Cryogenic Suspense, Geriatric Exorcism, Peking Duck & Malignant Mouse, Lobster Lass, The Glarp Flarzny Show, The Cannibal Detective, Mr. Squirlytoad, Jazz in outer space...
13 more pages than Volume 1 for only a penny more!
Paperback, 56pp. size 8.5" x 11" $20.00    SMAPT ME AGAIN!   


SMAPT! Adventures are digital collages and Contain no AI genertaed images.

Classic Movie Comics
Classic Movie Comics feature carefully selected full-length films presented in a comic book format, using enhanced images and original script dialogue. It's like watching the film--but reading a comic book!
The Little Shop of Horrors
Based on the original cult classic film directed by Roger Corman, featuring every juicy line of dialogue and images from the original movie, specially edited and enhanced. Young readers and old movie fans alike will thrill to the story of Seymour, his sweetheart Audrey, and their boss, Gravis Mushnik, plus a cast of unforgettable characters (including one portrayed by superstar Jack Nicholson) and of course, a very hungry and wisecracking people-eating plant!
Paperback, size 192pp. 8.5" x 11" $19.99    FEED ME   
Phantom Of Chinatown (COMING SOON!) Between 1931 and 1940, 35 films had been produced by various studios featuring white actors in "yellow-face" playing Asian detectives. Phantom of Chinatown is a remarkable film for the time period, not only because it actually features a Chinese actor (Keye Luke, who had previously played Charlie Chan's son) in the starring role, but because woven into the script is a not-too-subtle stream of attacks on racist and prejudiced assumptions about Chinese people.